Meat and Greet is an episode of the 2018 Woody Woodpecker web series.
Plot[]
One day Woody Woodpecker was busy cooking up a BBQ. But then the grill ran out of gas but Woody thought it was just being lazy and kept repeatably pressing the button on the grill until it explodes. Woody was wondering how was going have his BBQ now when here someone talking in a nearby cave. A chef wolf named Fella Furetti was cooking in his kitchen showing his viewers how to cook his famous ground pound lentil loaf, Woody noticed that he also has a grill and thought it will be perfect for his steaks.
So, Woody came in with steaks and throw Fella's food aside and put his steaks on his grill. Fella was mad and said: "You just derailed the chow train". Which Woody respond with: "Trust me, it was train wreck before I got here." Fella tried to explain that he has a tv show to do and he has cheese to slice. Woody volunteer to do that, and by cut cheese he meant farting which made Fella faint in disgust. Woody then ask to help with the meat. Fella then said he's a vegetarian. Thinking he said veterinarian Woody asked him to take a look of the mole his back and it showed he a literal mole on his back. Fella said he was vegetarian not a veterinarian he also explains that he doesn't eat meat he only eats plants, nuts, berries. Woody said, "What if I told you this steak's name is Berry?" Fella angrily said: "I'm a vegetarian son, meats ain't in the mix!" With that Fella toss Woody in blender then with his spatula sent him flying out the door. Woody then said to the viewers: "Time to give that chef his just desserts!" and imagine a stack of pancakes eating Fella whole.
Later Fella was showing his viewers his "Hasta Pasta" and started eating it but then he realized there were sausage in there and spit it out. Woody put sausage in it while he wasn't looking. Woody then asked Fella what type of chillis are these that are on his hand. Fella said he knows this one, then Woody put the chillis in Fella's mouth and his eyes, ears, and mouth caught fire. Fella then answered: "That was a TNT chili. I win!" and then his head exploded. Fella asked Woody what he has to do to get him out of his hair. Woody told him to cook the meat and he'll be gone. Fella then said: "Meat this!" and with he sent Woody flying out with a meat hammer.
Fella then went back to cooking this time he was goanna make a veggie soup, but Woody replaces the equipment with himself as Fella cut and brush the veggies with Woody being the knife and the brush. Then Fella put the veggies in a pot with water and Woody was sitting on it with his feet in it, but Fella didn't seem to notice him then Woody said "boil boil boil" to trick Fella to thinking they were done, and Fella stupidly ate the veggies without noticing the trick. Until he notices the food tastes like feet, then Woody bonk Fella's nose with his foot then he trapped the bird in the bot and threw it out and locked the door. Fella apologizes to his viewers for the trouble and suggests that they get a close up on the broccoli he has, but then the camera got too close to his face, and it happened several more times. It was Woody pushing the camera to hit Fella in the face. Finally, he snapped and said no more close ups.
Woody then told his camera producers for overhead shot which they did. Woody then explain to the viewers he was going to make his special: "Crush Wolf with Vegetables". Step 1 was crushing a wolf and he Crushed Fella with the camera. Step 2 was cooking the vegetables and used a flamethrower to cook them. Woody was about to put the steaks on the grill but was stopped by Fella with his spatula as he said: "I told you no meat." Woody tried to fight him off with broccoli as a sword, but Fella easily ate it. As a last attempt to get rid of Fella, Woody said: "Hey! Isn't that Little Red Riding Hood?"
Fella fell for it hook line and sinker and look over his shoulder to find Red. While he was distracted Woody put his steak on the grill stating victory was his. Fella decides to teach Woody a lesson he'll never forget. Fella pretends to enjoy the aroma of the meat and howled like an actual wolf to scare Woody, and it worked. Woody turned to the viewers and said: "You know, I'm being to realize that I didn't quite think this through." Then Fella got really close to Woody with a hungry look in his eyes and said: "Ya think?" Woody then runs for dear life with Fella behind on all fours asking if Woody still want to get him to eat meat. Woody said: "Nope I'm good!" Fella asked: "You sure?" Woody responded with: "Positive!" As he ran into the forest with Fella in hot pursuit.
Characters[]
Voice cast[]
- Eric Bauza as Woody Woodpecker
- Roger Craig Smith as Fella Furetti and Mole
Notes[]
- The episode's title is a pun on "meet and greet".
- Fella Furetti is clearly a parody of restauranteur and television presenter Guy Fieri.
- Furetti's line "Ya think?" had been previously uttered in other pieces of media, including The Tom and Jerry Show episode "Missing in Traction", the 2019 movie UglyDolls, The VeggieTales Show episode "It's Cool to Be Kind", and the Battle for BFB episode "How Loe Can You Grow?".
- The scene where Furetti chases Woody at the end of the episode is somewhat similar to that of the Cars Toon: Mater's Tall Tales episode "Monster Truck Mater".